Shoplifting in American Apparel

I recently read a very different kind of book called Eeee Eee Eeee by Tao Lin. It's mood is depression manifested as apathy and boredom. It might sound boring, but it wasn't. It was short and quick and actually made me laugh out loud a few times. Really, actually L O L. Yeah. So, read it if you got it.

Anyway, if you don't, you can sample another piece of his work, apparently a true story. Also very real and very funny.

And while I was cruising around looking for that essay I found this:

Don't

Caption: You know you’re a filthy whore when even your ass is frantically trying to claw its way out of your dress just to get the fuck away from you.


Do

Caption: It’s a DJ’s job to start trends and if that trend is making your hair look like an Irish girl’s cunt then so be it. Don’t stand in the way of progress.

Vulgar? Yeah. Funny? Fuck yeah. To see more click here.